Signs

I saw some signs on the side of the road saying "Take Farm Road" and "Take Pond Road," and, being in Maine, I thought that maybe there was a lake around here named "Take Lake." But when I saw another sign that said "Take Third Right," even I, despite my open-mindedness, thought something was a little fishy. So I pointed out these peculiar place names to Russ, and he matteroffactly pointed out the next cross street "Pond Road" and said that the other signs were merely giving directions. How boring.